Windows, Not Tapes

Good grief, I seriously wish animation studio Biz-ney would stop re-releasing their old classics, except going from live-action to animated. What is wrong with live-action anyway? Live-action is timeless, because people are pretty much always going to look like people. Whereas fifty years from now, people are going to look at these animated remakes and …

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Treasure Hunters, Assemble!

The Melbourne Treasure Hunting Society has grown exponentially in the last few months. Six new people, and three of them have actually stayed! With such an influx in membership, we need to start talking about options; specifically, options we have in regards to boats. Currently, we have…one. And it’s not huge, so we can’t all …

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Powerful Panes

If it were up to me, then all this glass I’ve come into possession of would be used to construct my Doom Laser 2.0, with new and better features, more responsive controls and the ability to wipe out and compatibility with more gaming platforms. I was well underway before my financing company thwarted my plans, …

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Oxygen To Go

It’s really quite amazing that you can get portable hyperbaric chambers nowadays. I used to worry about travelling, hoping that I wouldn’t have any breathing problems while I’m away from home. Now, the whole thing can just be shipped off to Perth, which means I can visit Gina and Darcy in Perth over the summer …

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Dance, Power Station

If energy could be generated via dance, I would have UNLIMITED POWER! Our whole family could have unlimited power. In fact, I’ve never properly looked into it. I know you can generate power via cycling on an exercise bike, so surely dance must be a viable alternative. Oh, you say you need the power of …

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My Desk Underwater

Sometimes I start to complain about having a desk job, and then I remember that some people literally walk into fires to save people for a living, and I don’t feel like I should be complaining. And then I think…’those people DID choose to do that, so maybe I shouldn’t feel bad for them?’ And …

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Welcoming Coffee Walls

Decals aren’t enough. We need something a little more…permanent. I know big companies creating decorative window film mostly work with corporate clients, but we ARE commercial. And our cafe is right in the CBD, so we get a lot of corporate clients. In fact, people come from all the high rise buildings all around to use this …

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Stress Somewhere

I know conveyancing is usually concerned with property and title transfers, all things to do with moving from one property to another, but do you think there’s a chance they could go a bit further? Like, transferring me to the moon? That’d definitely solve this little problem I’m having with hating my life. Gosh, moving …

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Dancing Delight

I won’t say I’m 100% ‘progressive’, but I can get on board with a lot of common trends. Chief among them: the idea that there are no hobbies that are restricted by gender or age. If you’re a 42-year-old man and you want to take up knitting, then you go for it. If you’re a …

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Real Adventure

Turns out the murder mystery thing had a limited shelf life. I tried to tell all the kids to keep it a secret, but I underestimated the power of social media and now everyone knows every single twist of my stories. And while I think kid-friendly mysteries are quite a novel concept, they do take …

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