I ask my phone a lot of stuff. I’ll just have random questions during the day and I’ll be asking my phone stuff left and right, like…all kinds of things. Conversions from normal measurements to American measurements, or what was the height of Blackbeard. And that led me to a question about the difference between blackcurrants and blackberries (they’re definitely different things, even though I can’t remember why), and then I was all like while I’m on fruit, I might as well ask why there aren’t more fizzy drinks that are strawberry flavoured. No answer for that one…is it some kind of spooky mystery? Am I on a watch list because I ask too many questions?
I ask a lot of financial stuff as well, because it’s been an interesting year for that kind of stuff. Like, ‘phone, is it better and more efficient overall to get a buyers advocate for properties in Brighton?’ I don’t know, everyone in the office is talking about them, and that makes my searching fingers itchy. Buyers advocates, eh? I must find out everything there is to know about them, even if they’re a little beyond my current budget. It’s the same reason I look up properties for rent within my budget, even though I already rent a place and I have no intentions of moving. It just feels like useful research, to see what COULD be, and might be in the future. Although it’s the same with rental properties AND buyers advocates. You have to move fast in the housing market, or someone else will snap up a property in the world’s second-best city to live. That’s why companies that offer property advocacy near Melbourne are probably swept off their feet and don’t have time to deal with inquiries from randoms. And it’s also why my phone exists…so I can ask it all of this stuff.