Grace is THE worst. Some people are sort of the the worst, others are like the actual ALMOST worst, but only Grace is the actual, literal worst. And it’s not because she’s super popular or anything, but because she can’t accept that she’s not super popular and she tries way too hard, which makes her not popular. Like, grow UP, Grace. Accept that this is a rigid caste system and that you’ll always be in the same spot, like…gosh. Wow. So dumb.
The other day she was seriously telling everyone that her Dad was an inventor and had discovered an asteroid! Then Grace was going on and on about how her air conditioner broke and that she is going ot fix it by watching tutorials online! Are you kidding me!? Without the help of some Bayside air con servicing experts she has no chance.
I’m like…Grace. Grace, come on. You only latched onto the air con thing after we all went into the classroom for further maths in the afternoon (and maths in the afternoon is the genuine worst, by the way), and everyone was all like ‘yes, air con, it’s SO hot outside’ and Grace just pipes up with this weird line about her being an expert in all things cooling. We all just give her this look, like…Grace, don’t do this to yourself, yet again. Just last week she tried to convince us that her grandpa invented tomato sauce, and I’m like…ugh, Grace, stop!
I can’t possibly believe the air conditioning thing, because I’m pretty sure Grace told us once that her Dad brought sheep to Australia in the 1970s, and if it’s also true about him being the one who suggested that the Queen butt out and Australia get a prime minister in 1983, then that guy is way too busy to be messing around with air con technology, like, for reals. Grace just keeps throwing stuff at the wall and hoping it sticks. Today’s, air conditioning repair companies in Brighton, and tomorrow it will be something different. Her aunt is the one who designed Joyful Square, or their family patented frosty biscuits. I should keep a record, because it’d be hilarious.