Evil Space Wizard

Deep beneath the streets of Melbourne, something is growing. Something sinister. It’s a dark force that once fully formed will not be stopped. It started out as merely a half a pile of green liquified goop that spilled into the sewer. Now, however, it is so much more than that. It’s Evil Space Wizard. While …

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Blocked Sewer Woes

Whenever we have heavy rainfall, my street floods. It’s always been a bit inconvenient, but now it’s getting to the point where it’s dangerous. We have a sewer drain right near our driveway and the build up of water has been getting so deep after heavy rainfall that it’s difficult to drive our car out …

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Bon Voyage

I have to admit that I’m a little bit concerned about the house. More to the point, I’m concerned about the house sitter. I’m meant to be enjoying this pina colada by the beach right now, and instead I’m consumed with thoughts of windows left unlocked, bin days forgotten, jam left open on the kitchen …

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