Air Con

The Cooling Queen

Grace is THE worst. Some people are sort of the the worst, others are like the actual ALMOST worst, but only Grace is the actual, literal worst. And it’s not because she’s super popular or anything, but because she can’t accept that she’s not super popular and she tries way too hard, which makes her …

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Compliment the Cool

I’ve done a lot of traveling recently, ever since I got this job. They’re always sending me off to places; in fact, I have a meeting with a CEO in Brisbane this weekend. I haven’t done ANY research on what the company actually does, which is just terrible because it happened once before and I …

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The Australian Empire?

Icy cool air con. Sounds good right? Let me tell you, air con is the reason for the decline of…hang on, just let me check which ancient civilisation was probably the hottest…okay, the Persian Empire. Definitely, because they’re right there on the equator with them being in the ancient Middle East and all. Obviously the …

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