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Freelance Fabricators

My brother and I have decided to throw in the towel and stop working for someone else, and instead, dive straight into the freelance world. Our last boss stepped out of line so many times and last week was the straw that broke the camel’s back. We now want to become known as the best …

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Tight calves

Has anyone experienced tight calves before? I have. The pain can be absolutely excruciating. For a long time, I assumed the pain was something muscular. For example, when you exercise heaps and end up with sore arms or a sore abdomen. That’s what this calf pain would feel like. It felt like my calves were …

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Staying on track

I was the most disorganised student to ever walk through my school’s corridors. I was more interested in cars, girls, and playing basketball. I was that kid who would always forget their textbooks or pencil case. I remember the school giving us organisation planners to help us keep track of our homework. The girls would …

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The Build’s Begun!

Today is the day that I begin my house build. I finalised the plans with the architect and engineer last week, and the project has been approved to commence. I’ve bought out almost all the Cheltenham timber supplies available, and I’m driving down to the property in my work car as we speak. I’m ready …

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Letter from William

Dear William Hunter Jr. I hope this letter finds you well. If you are reading it, then you know the truth. I am a car enthusiast. I have been a car enthusiast your entire life but never felt that I could tell you. Honestly, it shocks me that you never figured it out, given the …

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Hardware Store Commentary

Welcome to everyday commentary, where I try to make everyday events sound really exciting. Boy, oh boy, wow, I hope you’re ready for an epic event today. Everybody’s favourite regular man, Johnathan, is heading to the hardware store to get the last supplies he needs for his building project. And here he goes, heading into …

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Compliment the Cool

I’ve done a lot of traveling recently, ever since I got this job. They’re always sending me off to places; in fact, I have a meeting with a CEO in Brisbane this weekend. I haven’t done ANY research on what the company actually does, which is just terrible because it happened once before and I …

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Repairman Distractions

I’d just been informed that the price of repairing my window would be my soul. I shuddered, as the cold air swirled around me like a whirlpool. “I’m just kidding,” said the strange travelling repairman. “It will be five hundred dollars.” I breathed a sigh of relief. “Oh, that’s fine, then. I can pay that.” …

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Sew Over It

it’s come to the crunch. The way this office is arranged has officially become completely untenable. For the past couple of years, it’s been okay, but the team has grown a lot over that time and a more accommodating layout is long overdue. The thing is, there’s also a lot of space going unused. Actually, …

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Evil Space Wizard

Deep beneath the streets of Melbourne, something is growing. Something sinister. It’s a dark force that once fully formed will not be stopped. It started out as merely a half a pile of green liquified goop that spilled into the sewer. Now, however, it is so much more than that. It’s Evil Space Wizard. While …

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