If energy could be generated via dance, I would have UNLIMITED POWER! Our whole family could have unlimited power. In fact, I’ve never properly looked into it. I know you can generate power via cycling on an exercise bike, so surely dance must be a viable alternative. Oh, you say you need the power of …
Sometimes I start to complain about having a desk job, and then I remember that some people literally walk into fires to save people for a living, and I don’t feel like I should be complaining. And then I think…’those people DID choose to do that, so maybe I shouldn’t feel bad for them?’ And …
Decals aren’t enough. We need something a little more…permanent. I know big companies creating decorative window film mostly work with corporate clients, but we ARE commercial. And our cafe is right in the CBD, so we get a lot of corporate clients. In fact, people come from all the high rise buildings all around to use this …
I know conveyancing is usually concerned with property and title transfers, all things to do with moving from one property to another, but do you think there’s a chance they could go a bit further? Like, transferring me to the moon? That’d definitely solve this little problem I’m having with hating my life. Gosh, moving …
I won’t say I’m 100% ‘progressive’, but I can get on board with a lot of common trends. Chief among them: the idea that there are no hobbies that are restricted by gender or age. If you’re a 42-year-old man and you want to take up knitting, then you go for it. If you’re a …
Turns out the murder mystery thing had a limited shelf life. I tried to tell all the kids to keep it a secret, but I underestimated the power of social media and now everyone knows every single twist of my stories. And while I think kid-friendly mysteries are quite a novel concept, they do take …
One thing people seem to be forgetting for our glorious emigration to the moon is…flowers. Plants in general are important, which is why we’ll have our bio-dome to create oxygen, but no one thinks about the effect that colour has upon a society. It’s exactly the same principle of music, art and culture: remove all …
It’s probably quite shocking for hotel owners when I emerge from the shadows, having hidden there for potentially hours after silently stealing my way into their establishment, but it’s important to let them know the chief lesson: this health inspection will not be pleasant. This health inspection will not be kind, or gentle. This health …
If I could be any holiday, it’d be a canal trip. Never been on a canal trip, and there aren’t any near me, so that’d be the closest I’d ever get to actually going on one. Except I wouldn’t be going on a canal trip…I would BE the canal trip. So that’s a bust, great. …
The big day might be coming around sooner than you might think, and as such, it’s best to prepare for it months in advance. If you are opening a new business, or in this case, starting your own business (making use of toolboxes and other ute accessories), you need to be as well prepared as …